November12011

Hannity wondered why liberals were, in his words, so “threatened” by Cain. Coulter was blunt in her response.

“Our blacks are so much better than their blacks,” she said, speaking of Democrats. “To become a black Republican, you don’t just roll into it. You’re not going with the flow…and that’s why we have very impressive blacks in the Republican party.”
Ann Coulter, being her usual douchey-cunt self (more). I used to think she was funny until the day I realized she actually believes all the ignorant shit that spews from her gaping maw.

October202011

I keep seeing variations of a certain response to a Herman Cain quote floating through my Twitter timeline. I’m hesitant to repost it because I think it’s asinine, but I need to illustrate why so I guess I will. It goes something like this:

“Herman Cain says homosexuality is a choice. In return, I respect his choice to be black.”

You guys, that isn’t funny. I see the point you’re trying to make (being gay is as much a choice as being black), but this is Koch-funded “Uncle Tom” Herman Cain we’re talking about here. Let’s look at some of his other quotes:

*”African-Americans have been brainwashed into not being open-minded, not even considering a conservative point of view.”

*”I don’t believe racism in this country today holds anybody back in a big way.”

*”…I won’t stay on the Democratic plantation like I’m supposed to.”

*”It may shock you, but some black people can think for themselves.”

*[Responding to a question about whether blacks have a level playing field in today’s job market despite having a far higher unemployment rate than whites] “Many of them do have a level playing field, I absolutely believe that.”

This is the same shit apologists have been chanting for years. So you see? Of COURSE Herman Cain thinks being gay is a choice because he thinks being black is a choice! And he is choosing to be white! I mean, that IS what the Koch brothers are paying him for.

The only other explanation that’s even possible is he’s a racist white guy suffering from re-vitiligo.

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